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acatamathesia:

waakeme-up:

killergoth:

take me here on our first date


OHVMY GOD WJERE IS RHIS

 West Bank city of Ramallah in the Middle East

acatamathesia:

waakeme-up:

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

OHVMY GOD WJERE IS RHIS

West Bank city of Ramallah in the Middle East

(Source: decrepitar, via verysiriuspotterhead)

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timelordparadise:

welcometowinchester:

edgebug:

marvelousmistermoustache:

qui-ne-tente-rien-n-a-rien:

gingerinahandbasket:

becausethatshowyougetants:

operationsharkwaffles:

itsbrendanhunty:

This is definitely my favorite one. 

oh this is wonderful

Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stoned

Harry Potter and the Cannabis of Secrets

Harry Potter and the Weed of Azkaban

Harry Potter and the Bong of Fire

Harry Potter and the Order of the 4/20

Harry Potter and the Half Rolled Toke

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hash

timelordparadise:

welcometowinchester:

edgebug:

marvelousmistermoustache:

qui-ne-tente-rien-n-a-rien:

gingerinahandbasket:

becausethatshowyougetants:

operationsharkwaffles:

itsbrendanhunty:

This is definitely my favorite one. 

oh this is wonderful

Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stoned

Harry Potter and the Cannabis of Secrets

Harry Potter and the Weed of Azkaban

Harry Potter and the Bong of Fire

Harry Potter and the Order of the 4/20

Harry Potter and the Half Rolled Toke

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hash

(Source: ravencrowneversmiles, via each-uisge-and-glashtyn)

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mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

(via cumfort)

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jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

(via each-uisge-and-glashtyn)

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hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

(Source: heyfunniest, via pizza)

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another-casualty-to-society:

Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.

Romeo: Bruh

(via cumfort)

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1 day ago

deodrant:

tumblr kinda forces u to get educated on things bc otherwise u wont be able to participate in or understand dash topics

(Source: rnerrychristmas, via pizza)

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2 days ago

relahvant:

I think one of the most satisfying things in life is when you manage to get the shower to exactly the right temperature without burning all your skin off or giving yourself hypothermia

(via ruinedchildhood)

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4 days ago
crewnex:

Brendan seems like a weird dog name at first until you find out he’s the best real estate agent in Bakersfield

crewnex:

Brendan seems like a weird dog name at first until you find out he’s the best real estate agent in Bakersfield

(Source: baemim, via fake-mermaid)

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